This will be my third of many that I will have in my lifetime. I estimated that by my 60th birthday I will have had over 15 colonoscopies! Maybe by that time there will be a new standard for taking a peek at your insides...Maybe? With my luck, probably not :/
Lately I’ve become really irritated with this ulcerative colitis business. It’s wearing me down. I'm so over it. I don't want to play anymore. Sir, get me off this ride, I feel like I am going to hurl. I’m sure most of it has to do with stress which obviously isn’t good for me or my insides. Constant pain, complete exhaustion for no reason, joint pain, being nervous to eat anything when you’re not at home, the need to scope out bathrooms of every place you enter, not having healthy nails/hair because your body doesn't process nutrients the way it should...those are just a few of the many, many joys of having a chronic, inflammatory bowel disease.
However, another annoying one of the worst side-effects of U.C. is the fact that you don't physically look sick (*insert air finger quotes here*). I mentally have to fight to get up in the morning, but because my makeup does wonders all of it just magically flutters away... On the outside, I appear to be a normal, functioning (*insert air-finger quotes here*) human being when all I want to do is crawl back into bed, lay there in a fetal position because on the inside, it feels like I have a ball of hot, broken glass slowing making it's way through my intestines. That, my friends, should be on the pamphlet in the doctor's office, that no one would ever read, explaining IBD... preferably with an illustrated diagram.
So, today I am starving myself. Ugh! I am SO FUCKING HUNGRY! Have I mentioned that I really enjoy eating? Like, literally - I love it - I love being able to pick out the different flavors and nuances in meals...try to figure out what was used to get that uber, yummy taste. Majority of the time when I am craving something, it's on the savory spectrum. You can understand my frustrations that the only damned savory thing that I can "eat" today is broth. Everything else is sweet: jell-o, hard candies, clear juices and sodas. I wish Willy Wonka was around with his '4-course meal in a candy'. I could totally go for that... Then, theoretically I will be expanding with gasses like Violet once I have to drink my 3 liters of "go-go juice". I just came up with that nick-name the horrid liquid, clever, right? I think so.
Please, eat something delicious for me today....I beg you.