As I’ve mentioned before, I used to hate going to the
doctor. Hated it. I knew if I was sick or had an infection of
some sort they would just put me on antibiotics. And most of the time those antibiotics would
make me throw up. I only went if I felt that I actually needed those silly
antibiotics – of course after doing my “home remedies” that obviously didn’t
work out so well.
One time (...in band camp - just kidding) I had woken up and my eyes were
sore. I thought nothing of it because
hello - I had just woke up! I just went on with the day.
The next day, they were even more
sore. It straight up hurt to blink. To BLINK, people! I thought it would be a great idea to check
out WebMD. Holy shit, my eyeballs are swollen
and they are going to swell so much it’s going to cut off circulation to the
cornea and I am going to go effing BLIND in a matter of hours! Needless to say, I made an appointment. There were no home remedies that could help
my peepers. Not to worry, I was just
stressed and it was a symptom of my ulcerative colitis. Didn’t know that, did you? Neither did I. It can aggravate a whole bunch of crap. Damn intestines…
The fun thing with Melanoma and WebMD is that
every little thing could be *gasp* cancer! I’ve
been trying to stay away from it and just let a doctor actually check me out
before I lose sleep on headaches, belly issues and every slight little twinge of pain.
I had to share this comic because it's SO much more true than it's ever been....and it's hilarious.
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